Howz V20 been -- twenty dayz of vacation!!

Wondering if anyone having "boost" in d morning ever found it tasting sour, 'n different , i flipped across the pages of "the hindu" with varied thoughts 'n little xcitement ({(assif i discovered the intentions of the CEO, boost-- attempting to cut down costs ( probably by adulteration ), bcz he had to pay for one more star ( D' CSK skipper ) to endorse the brand , or bcz the factory by itself cud sense the heat of "inflation")}, ... ( readers - bettr get used to my brackets )... finally by d last sip i realised - " i hadn't brushed my teeth!$^$!.... --well, hotaa hai... but have to appreciate my cerebrum for predicting those extra- ordinary possibilities 'n tht too juz aftr i woke up!! ( gud work cerebru!! ).... but there is one g8 thing abt ma teeth aftr ma braces.. its as neetly arranged as the beads offa rosery!! 'n aftr realising this fact-- i found all my thirty* twinklin in each 'n vry snap which anyone clicked!!

* Thirty bcz - d upper two wisdom teeth havnt turnd up-- mayb bcz ma upper jaw cudnt bare more of wisdom!!!hee...eh!! So, this shud xplain another "irony" abt women-- they have the worst humour sense too.....

Seriously, this is the first real vacation since i got into colg... 'n my earnest attempt to find best ways to kill the time ended again inna big flop ( no surprizes here )... Now, aftr 20 days i realise tht there hasnt been a single gud thing i pursued-- apart from the fact tht mom has really been 'soft' wid me these days, probably for a variety of reasons :
# Therez no food being wasted these days ( i'm at home naa!! )
# I handle most aunty's ( ma neighbours )--( a real tough job ), who my mom hates to talk when 'she is' or 'she isn't' at home!!!
# Mom thinks i've gotta bit responsible during these hol'z bcz i take all pains to do the shopping of groceries, vegetables ( almost daily ) just to gulp a few burgers 'n puffs- no matter even if i have to do it all alone, ( which mom isnt aware of ) .

But, the most painful consequence of the climate 'n damn d bloody ad tht got me to use d shampoo -- terrible hair loss-- d counter protraying d statistics at d end of each day suggests that i loose abt 30-50 of them each day~~ really painful isnt it!!! y shud it be for yu!!!?! mayb - i cud becum a testimony to d fact tht -- even women cud get bald --!#$%^%& --> no wonder, now i understand why my schoolmates' named me -- " hyperbole rani ".... nvr mind, wil try to get even worser~~!!

Hope the post gets even disastrous!!, i'm tired of writing serious onez, only to find most of my schoolmates ringing up to find out if the lighter,humourous, silly part of mine still exists. So, jobless people, continue reading d post!!! I wudnt dissapoint yu!!

Wonder why my dad hasnt still realised the fact tht its bettr to get me a mob!! bcz fetching it wud probably save him from paying a few thousand bugs for the landline, 'n one more intrsting fact-- infections spread over d phone lines too--- i realised it wen i found using athu's - "wht rubbish ", most of the time.. ( thts her ' misspiece' - {antonym for masterpiece}-- shezz a girl yu see!! ) hmmm...shudn't have ringed her up soo many timez , now i realise....

Afternoons naps have been really xciting, dozzing off reading thrillers, enacting d characters in sleep ( that was d info from my sis - shez now refused to share d room wid me , for i almost shouted it seems asthough witnessing a crime.. 'n a series of similar onez too )... but , seriosuly got fed up wid story books, shifted to magazines now!!

Finally, d last better paragraph -- Awaiting golden moments later in the month, i keep gazing at the calender almost twice a day. Ohhyea!! -- bac to ma native place for a few days- chennai!!! !@#%^ -- can see a few eye-brows raised!! It's absolutely kind'ff "unofficially official" visit - for ma cousin's marriage!!!